Intervention

We, who you've lusted and loved in the most carnal sense,
have come together on your behalf
to let you know that what you're doing is wrong.
We haven't seen you in weeks
and all of us are getting worried,
that our midnight make outs
are relics of the past.

You need to come back to us Richard.
We know this isn't what you want to hear,
but it's what's best for you.
Who ever she is, she isn't worth it,
and she'll never love you in silence,
she's probably going to love you all day,
and night,
regardless of whether she's seen you or not.
She'll most likely listen to you,
and trust you,
and want you to do the same.

Most of all you guys aren't even having sex.
Really?
We know what you need, and want Richard,
this girl is just a passing phase,
soon enough you'll be texting us when you're bored,
wondering if we're busy,
and asking us to come to your room.

When you're done talking,
and getting to know one another,
and building a foundation that will withstand the corrosion of time,
we'll be waiting.